1. Notes: 81 / 9 months ago  from itsinthetrees
    itsinthetrees: PHYLLIS DILLER (1917-2012) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem? If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.” I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

    itsinthetrees:

    PHYLLIS DILLER (1917-2012)

    • Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
    • There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?
    • If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.”
    • I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
    • What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
     

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