Notes: 81 / 9 months ago
PHYLLIS DILLER (1917-2012)
- Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
- There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?
- If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, “Who could have done this? We have no enemies.”
- I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
- What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.